‘Twas the week after Christmas and throughout the House and the Senate

A battle was brewing over the current White House tenant.

The votes had been cast, held tight in Nancy’s hands

Awaiting a compromise from McConnell’s demands.

This all started over Trump’s fear of Joe Biden

And a long-debunked story over what he was hidin’.

If Trump’s call to Ukraine was PERFECT and without fault

Then why did he lock the transcript in a top-secret vault?

There was NO COLLUSION! There’s NO QUID PRO QUO!

Trump wrote with his Sharpie, so you know it to be so.

His world is FAKE NEWS, a HOAX, and a WITCH HUNT

Does Donny believe this or is it all just a stunt?

It’s hard to really know what he sees through his eyes

When most of what he says are fabrications and lies.

On Manafort! On Cohen! On Michael T. Flynn

Oh what a shit-storm you’ve found yourselves in.

Lock ‘em up! Lock ‘em up! You’ve all been indicted

Being in Donald’s inner circle proved rather short-sighted.

The world gave up on a ‘Big, Beautiful Wall.’

Because three years in, he’s built nothing at all.

Trump is lambasted by Seth, Kimmel, and Colbert

Making us laugh during this political nightmare.

Refreshing young Greta sailed off in a boat

But her appearance on Time’s cover really got Donald’s goat.

“Chill Greta, Chill!” he tweeted to be mean

But would you expect anything less from our presidential porcine?

“How dare you!” Greta roared to assembled world leaders

Then pleaded for her followers to become planet cheerleaders.

Toilets and showers are now in Donald’s sight

Coming to rescue as their flaccid white knight.

Make Toilets Great Again would be quite a riot

But perhaps the poor flushing is due to Trump’s diet?

He’s a big fan of pizza, but won’t touch the crust

I can’t believe he’s our president, this man of disgust.

And so as I wrap up this SAD year in review

2020 will be better if we all just vote BLUE!