Twas a month after the election and in bizarre MAGA world

Bogus chants of conspiracy still wriggled and swirled.

Trump surely thought Melissa could bring Biden down

But on national TV, she proved quite the clown.

“Dead people voted,” she said in a snit

Is she playing in a comedy, a spoof or a skit?

Meanwhile there’s Rudy with hair dye on his face

This GOP shit-show it’s such a disgrace.

Over 50 voter fraud lawsuits hoping for a red party coup

Thank goodness the judges bid them farewell and adieu.

Should we gargle with Clorox, as a COVID disinfectant

Is that really how Fauci wants to keep us protected?

“We’re rounding the corner, rounding the final turn.”

Donald, please stop with the lies - Oh how we all yearn!

“Don’t be afraid of COVID. Don’t let it dominate your life”

But to the 300,000+ families, that cuts just like a knife.

As Donnie’s out on the links with daily conviction

Millions may soon have to face cruel eviction.

He sure does love the trappings and title of President

But his lacking in leadership skills is rather self-evident

He's done nothing the past four years but play to his base

Yet to the civilized world he's just been a disgrace

It may seem fun to watch these schadenfreude moments

Unfortunately, they’re just a few of Trump’s dismal bestowments.

Now, DONALD! Now, IVANKA! Now, MELANIA and KAYLEIGH!
On, KELLYANNE! On JARED! On ERIC and RUDY!

Get out of the White House and take your cabal

Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

We tried to acquire masks by any and all means

Then loaded up on toilet paper, sanitizer and beans

Hair salons closed, so we just let it grow

Then spent our free time baking all-things sourdough.

We sure lost some great icons this year 2020

I’ll list a few here although there were plenty.

Good Bye, Kobe Bryant, the King of the Courts

Farewell RBG, you Queen of the Torts.

Despite being beaten with bats and lead pipes

John Lewis fought hard to insure everryones rights.

#saytheirnames marchers filled the streets with their cries

After George and Brianna met with their horrible demise.

We lost Regis, Kirk Douglas and frantic Little Richard

Plus Sean ‘James Bond’ Connery who liked it “Shaken, not stirred.”

Alex Trebek, you have asked your last Jeopardy! question

While music won’t be the same without Eddy Van Halen.

James Lipton, during your career you interviewed the greats

Now what would God say when you arrive at his Pearly Gates?

But the election’s long over, the voting is done

Even the recounts confirmed that the BLUE party won.

Now after four years we are all so weary and tired

So I’ll end it with this - Donald, YOUR FIRED!